one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
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Saw this when it came out and I couldn’t stop smiling. If you watch the full video you notice how quickly she spouts off these things, how rapid fire each question is and you can tell each word is like a machine gun bullet to the guy’s head. And you know what?
That’s how we feel.
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i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
the gays are mad
Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.
I kind of like it.
Oh my god this is fucking amazing
"I am weary of war. I want to rest, to laugh, to plant trees and see them grow. I am only a young girl." "No, you are the blood of the dragon. dragons plant no trees."
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